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Dinner crack-drabble [Aug. 7th, 2007|01:41 pm]
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[music |Daft Punk]

 A few little snippets if James Norrington, Jack Sparrow, Cutler Beckett, Mercer, Elizabeth and William Turner ever sat down and had dinner together. This crack-dribble came about after talking with ansketil_rose and reading her Beckington story. I'm stealing a few of her ideas ~_^. Forgive any spelling or grammer errors! 

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Sex, Drugs, and Rophynol LTD [Jun. 29th, 2007|12:30 am]
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Cupcake got an MSN account, and guess what happened? IM crack.

Sex, Drugs, and Rophynol, starring Chief Petty Officer Franklin 'Freaklin' Cryer and Lieutenant 'My Beloved Blackboard Face' GreitzerCollapse )

This should put a different spin on future watchings of AWE. ^_^
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Just Something To Think About [Jun. 24th, 2007|06:07 pm]
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I had a conversation on where the difference lies between actual Navy officers and the figurines Beckett has. It wasn't that easy, because the have much in common, like a certain stiffness and being almost unable to show emotions. But there are facts that distinguish them from one another:

- The figurines are much, much smaller than the officers.
- Officers have naughty bits, figurines don't (even though we speculated that Beckett's do, he's creepy like that).

Also, figurines have their trousers just painted on. That's a very inaccurate portrayal of Navy soldiers. As far as I know, they don't have their clothes painted on. But that's just as far as I'm aware. 

I hope I gave you something to think about for the next 10 seconds.
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I Had The Strangest Of Dreams [Jun. 19th, 2007|11:49 am]
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And rather cracky it was, too.

First I dreamt I was watching the deleted scenes from AWE. But weirdly enough they weren't scenes but more like a late night talk show, with Beckett interviewing German bands and letting them being killed off by Mercer if they didn't answer the way Becks wanted them to. That way Bela B, my favorite German singer/drummer/zombie, got shot. :(

Then, I was still watching the scenes though it didn't feel like watching a movie but life action happening in front of me, only that I wasn't involved in it, as if I wasn't really there. It made sense when I dreamt it.

Anyway, suddenly it was the scene where Becks and Jack talk to each other in the cabin of the Endeveaour, but somehow Becks was a mixture between himself and Doctor House. He still was Beckett, but he was wearing a doctor's white coat and actually using his pimp cane for walking. At the point where he should pull the pistol, he actally pulled his cane because there was a blade hidden inside.

I think House doesn't have that, but what the hell. 

Suddenly it changed into a computer game, and I think that is because I talked to kayliemalinza about Nintendo shortly before. It turned into a "Pokémon" game. And I was controling, of course, Beckett in pixeled form.

If you ever played the game you know that it starts in a wee little town and you have to go into a house where you can choose you're very first pokémon. Now I wasn't in a wee little town but in England and I couldn't choose. I just got Davy, the water pokémon, and it was my ambition to find the fire type, that I somehow knew was with Jack Sparrow, and the plant type that was with Norrington.

After that it just got plain bizarre. You know how on "Pokémon" you walk through grass and then it gets all blinky and then a fight starts? Instead of a fight, there started a football, as in soccer, game. And my pixel-Beckett refused to play it because, well, because he's a Lord and not a soccer player. So he made Mercer play, but he lost so he turned into a frog.

The dream doesn't really have an end, but you know when you awake and you're still half asleep so you wonder if what you dreamt really happened? I feel rather stupid now, because that's exactly what I wondered. :P
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A wee bit of a facelift... [Jun. 1st, 2007|09:36 pm]
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As some of you may have noticed, I've given this dear little comm a suitable background. Can't have our crackbunnies raised in a nursery that looks like everyone else's, can we?

Let me know what you think! I whipped it up pretty quickly; if it's too distracting/ugly/tame I can do something else.

What do you guys think about a magic-eye or optical illusion background?

lookie here!Collapse )

How's everyone feel about this? (besides woozy :P)
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Ugliest love child ever [May. 29th, 2007|08:42 pm]
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A conversation between myself and emperor_bale. Contains spoilers for AWE.

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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2007|01:27 am]
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All work and no Norrington makes Jack a dull boy.

Which movie was this quote from?
Get your own quotes:

Other quotes I quite liked:

"You've got Norrington on you."

"I am not a Sparrow! I am a human being. I am a man."

"But why is the Norrington gone?"

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Naval Officer!

"You can't handle the Sparrow!"

"You want the Norrington? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

"Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of James!" 

"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Norrington, in this life or the next."
(I actually like that quote just because it fits perfectly to the AU Sparrington fic I'm writing. :P)

"I met Norrington today. We are playing chess."

"We can't stop here. This is Sparrow country!"

And this one's especially kinky, just for you people:

"Well, here's another nice Norrington you've gotten me into!"


This calls for a game!

1) You take a quote (or generate one yourself) and then
2) tell who of the POTC characters might say it and 
3)in which situation they do so.

Maybe it catches on. :P
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Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Call Me George [May. 19th, 2007|04:50 pm]
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I posted the icons as well because they're Georgey-tasic!

Lookit what I got! I'm a scientist! *giggle*Collapse )

That calls for celebration. First names all around!
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This Is An Old One [May. 16th, 2007|08:23 am]
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Ah, good times. *sigh*

Why centaurs are better than unicorns.Collapse )
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THE BECKETT CHAIR [May. 7th, 2007|07:57 pm]
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It took me forever to do this, but I BRING YOU THE BECKETT CHAIR.

link goes to the explanation, pic is here at my journal with some other random (non-pirate) photo!crack.

apparently that link takes you to the middle of my photo!crack story-thing, so I guess you just have to scroll down to the bottom of the page. sorry 'bout that... -_-;
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